Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
approached me and.....

Question   : "What would you like to have..Fruit juice,
                   Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,
                   Frapuccino, or Coffee?"
Answer     : " Tea please"
Question   : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,Bush  tea,
                     Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea ?"
Answer     : "Ceylon tea "
Question   : "How would you like it ? black or white ?

Answer     : "white"
Question   : "Milk, or fresh cream?
Answer     : "With milk "
Question   : "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
Answer     : "With cow's milk please.
Question   : " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer     : " Um, I'll just take it black. "
Question   : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar  or honey?"
Answer     : "With sugar"
Question   : " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
Answer     : "Cane sugar "
Question   :" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
Answer     : "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water 
                   instead."
Question   : "Mineral water, tap water or distilled  water?"
Answer     : "Mineral water"
Question   : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer     : "I think I'll just die of thirst.

nO..this didnt happen to me...I got it off from one of my emails .. so yea..enjoy =)) !

I still remember the time when I met you..The look on your face..

It's so ..

Unforgetable.. =P !

Curious? Funny? Weird? Random? Shocked?

Make it all together..

=P

and its Fate? ..

We believe .

I cant stop laughing when I think about it  ..

I'll miss you...

Hell Lots..

The times we spent with each other..

all the fun...the laughter.. and the joy..

Thanks for being there when Im down.. <3333

Accompany me when I needed someone to talk to..

Although you're leaving so soon..

U'll always be a part of me  =) !!

<3 me .

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and Oohh..I HATE MY CLASS!

me.

Evil thoughts...

What's with guys nowadays?

No offence to some of you out there..this post is meant for SOME GUYS out there..

They're just plain ..

Weird?

Me.

All My Great Excuses

I started on my homework
but my pen ran out of ink.
My hamster ate my homework.
My computer's on the blink.

I accidentally dropped it
in the soup my mom was cooking.
My brother flushed it down the toilet
when I wasn't looking.

My mother ran my homework
through the washer and the dryer.
An airplane crashed into our house.
My homework caught on fire.

Tornadoes blew my notes away.
Volcanoes struck our town.
My homework was absconded
by an evil killer clown.

Some aliens abducted me.
I had a shark attack.
A pirate swiped my homework
and refused to give it back.

It took so long to make these up
I realized, with dread,
it would have just been easier
to do the work instead.

Funny?

It is .. to me .